ode to shardenia

Does your shard have blow? Does it dirty up your bowl? Can you smoke it through a hose; can you snort it up your nose? Do you give it silly names? Do you share it with your dog? Does you shard have blow??? Has it really got you spun? Did you go and buy a gun? Do you look like fools? Are the cops on your tail? Do they follow you everywhere? Does your girl have a chip in her head? Better beware? Does your Shard have blow?